Dear xxx,
This is your father writing this letter for you. This is October,2019. My birthday is on 19th of this month. So wish your handsome dad a happy birthday. Hope you have already read the letter I wrote for your brother. Now you know why we will never meet. But if we meet, I have a set of advices for you. Things I wrote for your brother are applicable to you too.
It’s a real pain to be a female in this world. You will be facing a lot of unnecessary troubles in your life just because you are a girl and not all people are nice. If you are wondering if your dad is a nice guy, then I am not. I never disrespected any female though, except some of the bitches I loved. You should learn from other people’s mistakes because some mistake can cost you a lot. I’m gonna teach you how to be totally independent and happy on your own. People come in life with pain.
I really don’t like when people whisper things or bitch about someone. There is a difference between being rude and being clear. Say what you want, don’t hide your feelings, don’t be like another one of these women. You should start practising it early from your childhood. Saying whatever is bothering you will keep your heart light but you should not talk about it to everyone. People enjoy others’ pain. Do not follow them or anyone. Make your own way in your life. Never use make-up. You will always be beautiful to me and we do not give a Chinese cat’s ass how we look. You will save a lot of time. You can study a lot and score how much you want, I don’t care about your exam score. Just get enough to pass the test. Don’t study these horseshit things much rather spend your time on hobbies and things you will remember when you will get old. Get a good paying job and don’t work too hard there either. Always save time for yourself. Working hard isn’t gonna make you rich and rich isn’t gonna make you happy. Sneaking time for yourself may make you feel better at the end of the day. Don’t make a lot of friends. They will be the reason of your pain.
Money is the evil reason behind everything. It’s not hunger anymore. Learn to tame this bitch. Also there are a few more things females have been a slave of for a long time. Such as Clothes, jewelry and shoes. No idea why God would put such crowshit things in their brains. Men need to have some shining stone in order to ask them to marry them. What the ball-rubbing fuck is this ? Also what the wall-sucking fuck is jewelry ? To me it’s even worse than a rock. A rock will maintain it’s originality whereas these fake-fucking jewelry be worn out after 3 handjobs. So don’t waste time and money on these stupid things.
You can be gay or bisexual whatever you want. It’s your life, your call. Also don’t take a lot of pride if you become gay, you are still the same human being. I don’t know why these gay bitches think they have become Gods. Before you get a bf or gf, I would like to have a face to face interview with him or her. If they clear the interview, then only you can proceed further. There are a lot of mothrafocker who just want to fuck. Being a virgin while your friends are not, isn’t any fucking shame. These stupid fucks will be taking a lot of pride in getting a dick in their pussy and some other holes, I don’t know why. Don’t waste a lot of time on sex stuff. There are many alternatives of so. Wait for the right time.
Marriage is a very critical decision. I still don’t understand why people have to get married and then again get divorced. These fucking people just make everything complicated. I just want a beer at the end of the day and play some game. What the mother-cursing fuck is marriage ? It should be everyone’s responsibility to take of each other if they want the human kind to move further. Fuck someone, make a child, take care of the child. Simple as that. Anyway, make your decision wisely. Lot of fucking responsibilities will be honking at your face as you grow up and get fucking married.
Well I could give you a lot more advices, but I think you got the point. You can send this letter to you daughter in future. Take care. Love your handsome dad more.
With love,
Dad
The Sir Sagz
SIR SAGZ 