Dear Sagz jr.,
This is your father writing this shit for you and it is September 2019. I do not agree with the God’s method of reproduction that is why you will never see me. That’s right, not gonna make you out of sexual pleasure. This is why I don’t believe the God created the human beings. But I want to tell you what we could have done if we had met. Even though I’m your dad, you will call me “The Sir Sagz”. I show love through my actions,not by saying fucking cheesy words. You will be inheriting my billion dollars. Yeah I’m Kidding. Don’t accept money from anyone if you have not worked for it.
Right now I’m at work, watching “The Punisher” series, 2nd season 8th episode and writing this letter for ya. Finished my work early. Always make time for yourself to do amazing things in life. Learn Kung fu soon. You might have been doing your stupid homework now. Listen to RAP music or watch TV while doing it. Learn to multitask from an early age. Never listen to a fucking love song. You can thank me later. I will be back from work around 9.30pm and then we can go for the Piano class. We can form a music band. Rap our own stories. Some kids come to the music class also. You can be friends with them. It’s cool to have friends who have the same hobbies. Don’t be friends with a bitch. You might be sleepy by 10.30pm but don’t sleep early. A silent night can give you a lot of insight. Be wise to utilise it. Err just kidding, you are fucking 10, let’s play game and shoot people. You can learn a lot from playing game. I made 20k rupees from playing NFS most wanted game and saved hundreds of hours from wasting on people. Time is unmeasurably valuable. Be sure to invest it properly. As the guy says in the series “Dark”, Time is God. I guess “Time is money” has outdated now. Sleep well. I have some private things to do now.
It’s Saturday already. We will go to play squash in the morning,same as everyday. I will teach you how to play. You are gonna sweat your ass off. Then we can eat some slices of a cake on our way back. Sweat hard so you can eat sweet things without thinking about your health. Then we workout at home while the music says “I’m a motherfucking beast”. Need to stay in shape. Not to look good to others but to yourself. We don’t show off to everyone. Only to people we like. Then go to school and I will be going to work. Be nice to the kids and teachers at school,even though they are fucking assholes. Mind your business, study well whichever you like the most. If someone fucks with you, show them what kung fu looks like. We do not accept defeat neither failure. I don’t know the meaning of respect,so I cannot teach you that. I know the meaning of disrespect, so don’t disrespect anyone for free. Don’t share your food with anyone who has money to buy. When you come back from school, go play some sports with your friends. Stay fit. If it’s weekend, we will write songs and then practice rapping. No you cannot say bitch in your bars if you have not earned a bitch in life. You can say slangs including motherfucker, but not to people.
I’m a bad influence but you can trust me. Do not follow me, but keep track of my footsteps and my bike tracks when We go on a bike ride in the afternoon. You will fall in love with your new bike though. In future, you will fall in love with some pretty girl. You should have that best feeling in the world at least once in your life. Life is not that long to keep falling in love again and again to feel the same thing and waste time. We have important things to do in life. Keep moving. I believe in being selfish and doing a lot of things. You should believe in it too. Remember, the secret to our happiness is, being selfish and helping others. I’m desperate to do new things in life. You should too. When I die, you should write “The sexy who tried to do everything” on my tombstone. Yes, death is normal. We do not celebrate when someone is born, we don’t cry when someone is dead.
Someday you might ask me the meaning of life. I searched a lot and finally decided to settle down with my answer. There is no meaning. You get birth,do things and die. Now it’s all upto you what kind of things you want to do. You should not listen to anyone. Including me. But you should know the proper meaning of right and wrong. You don’t have to do crazy things in life. Do normal things in crazy way. Be distinctive. We do not follow the herd. We do not lead the herd. We are nowhere near the herd and we do not give a shit to any fucking herd. We do our own shit and do not spend a second on others if there is no benefit for us. It’s your decision to get married and have family if you want. It’s nice to have a family to look after you and have your backup. Do not lie to someone you care for. We lie to people we don’t care for.
Son, a few last things to remember :
Have big dreams, whether you can achieve them or not. Keep trying. Speak softly. Do not raise your hand on your gf/wife/daughter or any female you know/do not know. Neither on any males. But you can kick their asses if they deserve it. Play a lot of games, it will help you take wise decisions smartly. Love yourself first. Donate money,things,shit, whatever you can,how much you can. We do not run after anything, unless it’s called happiness. Do not owe anything to anyone. Give more than you receive. Recognition of your great work is not important. Most importantly, be nice to everyone. If you have to kill someone,watch Dexter,have a back-up plan and hide evidence.
Your amazing Dad
The Sir Sagz