Warning : The below article might hurt your mentality, your feelings,your mom’s feelings and your school,college, government and fucking yourself. Read at your own risk,Madarfaka. The author is not biased at all, doesn’t give a flying fuck to any kind of human being whether male or female, sexy or fat.
I was having lunch at 3pm in our office glass-wall cafeteria. I came late to work because the hard disk of my computer system blessed me with the opportunity not to work anymore. Genuine Thanks to the HDD for resting in peace. As I was chewing the unchewable butter chicken piece, I was looking outside the glass walls where some sexy ladies and some little elephants were walking around, giggling and fondling with big bulls. Each sexy lady was accompanied by a group of goats. Yes, they are the greatest of all time. Too sarcastic. Then I saw the news on Facebook that the Hyderabad police has encountered the rapists of Priyanka at 3.30 in the morning. Everyone was thanking the police. I was glad too. But as a robot, who doesn’t feel anything,I wanted to know the reason why do these people rape ? Wait, what type of people do rape ? Do females rape ? How do you spot a rapist ? Can hulk rape ? Are those rape videos on porn authentic ? Can you rape anyone ? Are the females the only one who get raped ? What about mental rape ? Males are raped too. Yes he is a fucking disgusting shit and you are a big-scooby-bitch. Mothfuckers are even touching kids. How fucking in the name of a mothercropper can someone do that ? Let’s find answers for once and all.
If you got a genital, you are capable of raping anyone. Yeah, an ant can rape a fucking elephant. I’m sexually very fucking active. If there was any award for watching the most varieties of porn, it would go to me. My friends would feel proud. Also I have at least 3 TB porn in my hard disk, collected since 2008. But I wouldn’t go and rape someone even if someone pays me a billion dollars. Not gonna rape someone even if she is a fucking bitch or a serial killer. It’s simply not in my nature. If someone is doing it, it’s in their nature. This nature can be moulded by reward or punishment. But the punishment system has not worked for long time. Again the reward system might not work as there are billions of people out there and who is gonna reward them for not raping anyone. People say rape is about taking control over someone. I think it’s a big bull. You will kill an innocent ant doing its job because you simply can and no one will raise a finger. You think you are superior to everyone. It’s true in some cases of rape.
The old generation people will say that the modern female people’s clothing style is the main reason of rape. They are not wrong. And this is why : During their time, kids were given moral lessons for life first. They were taught what’s right and what’s not. Now time has changed, we are studying for a motherfudging job rather than important lessons for life. Now the old people still think that the same tradition is being followed. So if a bitch is wearing ass-cheek-showing skirt and half-nipple-showing shirt, they are gonna blame the bitch for getting raped as she is the one who did wrong first. The bitch could be the most generous humble person in the whole universe. But someone’s clothing style is not an actual reason of rape. If it was, all those female would have been raped when everyone was walking around naked.
Education : Why the fuck are we studying ? And why the fuck are some people not studying ? The illiterate motherfuckers are the ones doing this heinous act ? I maybe wrong. I have seen the nicest people are the most illiterate. And I dont think human beings need to be taught not to rape. If so, you are not a fucking human being.
Pleasure : when the thoughts of pleasure override your judgement, you just stop thinking right and do the shit. This is why I don’t answer any call when I’m wanking. Even if it’s from my boss and it’s a critical issue at work. Once you get the opportunity to have that pleasure, you just don’t think if it’s right or wrong, what’s the outcome and what the fuck you are doing. On the other hand, I’m a total egoistic bitch, ain’t gonna touch your shitty fucking body.
Educated rape : otherwise called as marital rape. Raped by husband ? Wtf is that ? I remember when my ex wouldn’t wanna fuck with me just because one of her friends said some shit to her and bitch was upset. Yeah these bitches(irrespective of gender) get upset if they don’t have friends and even more upset when even a stranger says shit to them. This is just an absurd example. If women could get paid a dollar for a reason for not having sex, at least 99.99% of them would be billionaire. Whatever the fuck is, whoever the fuck is, if bitch(irrespective of gender) is not interested in getting fucked or fucking, don’t do that shit to them.
There are thousand different reason for fucking raping someone. I’m not saying only bitches get raped, dicktards get raped too. Only a fucking coward will do that. Yes your boss is a fucking coward.Too horny ? Grab your dick and play balls with it or if you got a pussy, get a dog.
There is no way to stop rape. Fucking Kids should be taught about it. Don’t tell them not to watch porn. Encourage it rather. Teach them to be able to control their motherfudgy desire and put it in the right use. This is the worst advice I have ever given. Once the dick is hard, their ain’t no thinking straight.
On the sagz day, we had an interview with The real sir Sagz regarding this huge alarming issue and what he had to say was really simple. He said,“If everyone had access to sex, why would anyone go and rape someone ?” Then ugly bitches want to date good looking men. So the ugly men with no one to play with their dicks, stick them in someone’s flower without her permission. Well I’m just saying,solutions are simple whether it can be implemented or not that’s for the sex addicts to decide.
– The Sir Sagz
SIR SAGZ 