The below article might hurt the feelings of sexy,slim,fat,ugly,weirdly shaped,bosseyed,newborns,normal, average,old,young,adult,animal lover,games lover,studious,doctors,lawyers, engineers, smart, stupid, despicable,arrogant,etc etc types of people. If you are one of them,I strongly suggest you go through the article just to understand why you still can’t stop reading. Better grab some of my under wears to wipe your tears away if you are sensitive to others’ remarks and stuff. Don’t worry I don’t wear underwear. Now,let’s get inside.
Few days ago, actually few months ago,I was rejected,strongly rejected,right on my face by a woman I would not consider physically attractive or anything to me.We are taught not to judge people by their looks. Yes I have revised it to,Don’t judge someone by their looks if they have done or are still doing something really worthy of not getting judged. Sounds sweet ? Exactly. So does this mean we can judge someone who is ugly and just doing his/her job and living his/her selfish life ? Ah maybe not if they are just minding their own business and not causing any trouble. So what if he/she is handsome/beautiful/ugly and irritating everyone all day everyday ? yea, you gotta fuck ’em with some cheap flavourless condoms.
Sorry for the off-topic content in the beginning,I was probably thinking about this girl I was talking on tinder. She had a war with me because I told her I want a virgin gf. So what exactly is body shaming ? Who can do body shaming ? You know what,body shaming is a long word,let’s just shorten it to BS. Ok, sergeant. Can I BS you ? Can you BS me ? Can your mom BS you ? What about your grandpa ? Can you BS an elephant ? Should we have a lesson about BS in school ? How much fat or slimness qualify to be BS’d ? why should one BS someone ? Is there any merit or demerit of doing so ? How to get better at bodyshaming ? Who are the top bodyshamers in Pakistan right now ? Do they BS the hostages ? Do the hostages BS the terrorists when the terrorists ask them for their last wishes ? Do they really ask for a last wish ?
How did this word even come up ? I think something like this might have happened in the past,like Hitler was five,he was playing football and as a goalkeeper,he failed to catch the ball when Ronaldo kicked the ball swiftly. His team lost the game and when Hitler’s dad asked him about the game,he was so ashamed that he could not speak anything. His father scolded him really badly for wasting time and not working on their nazi plans. He was so furious that he tried to squeeze his balls but he could find only one ball so got even angrier and called him one-baller. Hitler being in pain,said,“ahhh you fat nazi wth a fat ass.” His father,with tears in his eyes,said,“Son,did you just insult my body ? Now I’m ashamed of my body. It isn’t cool,Son.” Yea, I think that’s exactly how the “bodyshame” word was born.
So apparently if you ask someone to exercise to live a healthy life,is considered offensive and some people even define it as bodyshaming. Once a girl reported me on instagram for that reason and later blocked me. All I told her was instead of working on your face with colours,how about working on your body with weights ? Now I’m sentenced to being called a bodybullier,what the fuck is that ? Exactly. If that is bodyshaming, then what is,saying you are fat ? Probably some kind of sin and explicitly written about it in the bible ? I think making any kind of remark to someone’s body is bodyshaming. Calling a girl beautiful is bodyshaming ? if she does not get shamed,then it isn’t probably bodyshaming. So if you rudely tell a girl that she is fat and she is not ashamed of it,then it’s not bodyshaming,sir. So yea you need to bodyshame a female or a male person or even a goat first,just to know whether you bodyshamed or not. So should you BS ? I don’t know. Think about the merits and demerits of doing so,that will help you decide whether you should BS or not. Hint : if it is a lying bf or gf or even your lying kid,bodyshame the fuck outta that bitch.
Is there really any benefit of bodyshaming anyone ? Spiderman thinks so. Thanos does not think so. Didn’t Thor BS Thanos ? Hulk didn’t say anything though and now we know why. There isn’t any benefit except it feels nice doing so. Doesn’t it ? I mean what other benefit is there ? It’s not like you will call your dad a fatman and next day he will be batman and you will find him on your nearby telephone tower looking for the bat signal. Nobody is going to the gym or working out if you call them fat or thin. If they are happy with being fat,then let them be. There is a BBW category of porn,watch that,maybe you will want a fat gf. Well then demerit of BS’ing could be….Mmmmmmmmm I don’t know,maybe they will squeeze your neck as well as your balls if you have any. So BS from a safe distance,kids. Some fat kids may get upset and eat even more. Yea it is demotivating and nobody really wants to hear it unless he is a Sumo fighter. Yes, bodyshaming is fucking wrong. I think the only person who should be allowed to BS is someone who is really fat and has earned a certificate or a licence to BS. If you ain’t got that,do not do it. Do not say whatever the fuck comes in your mind. Ok,the previous line was for me but that’s applicable for you too.
Just do it in your mind aloud. What you looking at,fat elephant ? That did not come out of my mouth. Maybe from your gf/bf’s mouth.
Adios Muchachos !
SIR SAGZ 