Warning : The below article might hurt your parents, your grandparents, your kids,your house, your garden, your money, your fucking gf,your tree-plantation-mission, your fucking office and your fucking vehicles . Read at your own risk,bitch.
Save water ! Plant trees ! Don’t use plastic ! I saw some girl’s whatsApp story after I got up this morning. I get fucking angry whenever I see these annoying posts. I mean who the fuck are you to order me to plant trees and save water,bitch ? Ok,I’m sorry, you are requesting,but who the fuck are you to request me ? What a horrible guy I am ? Right ? Fuck you. Untill unless something goes wrong or something goes violently fucked up, people won’t tell each other the right thing to do. Why the fuck they wanna take safety precautions now ? Where were they when everything was fine, Temperature was tolerable and no fucking glacier was melting down ? Nobody said a thing that we should be saving water or planting a tree. Now they fucked a lot of bitches,spread their fucking lavish family and made a dozen of fucking kids who are gonna grown up and fuck another dozen of bitches and each nigga is gonna make another dozen of fucking kids and this fucking process will keep going.
Now let me explain why I am being a big Martian dick about saving water or planting a tree on earth. Isn’t this fucking huge population the whole reason for this global warming ? It fucking is. I explained you how these fucking people are fucking each other like horny rats and making kids. Making a kid and sacrificing your bullshit love and shit is great. I agree. You are contributing to the society. It’s all cool. I cannot do that and I will not do that. But You are doing it, you are amazing. I agree again. Now let me ask you, how many more people can really be on this earth ? Don’t you think it’s enough already ? Maybe not impregnate a bitch and add some more people ? 7.8 billion fucking people are already fucking around and causing this temperature rise and making their own life hell. Now they are planning to move to some other planet so they can ruin that too. Fucking parents are not getting satisfied with one child anymore. Because my baby will get lonely. Assholes, you are already a fucking failed Parent, now you are making more and more kids who will suffer their entire life for you. You will be fucking dead in a few years but your kids will get to see the fucking hot weather that’s gonna come, maybe some glacier will fall on their fucking dicks. I think the god has asked human kind to have a child to carry forward the family, as per the sacred books but I don’t think He saw so far into the future. We are fucking burning ourselves now. Maybe your GOD was wrong.
If you love kids so much,why are you not adopting a fucking child who is left alone by his/her motherfucking parents ? Because you are fucking selfish ? I’m not doing it because I’m not qualified to parent a child. Also I’m a fucking asshole. What about you ? Your fucking parents will not approve ? You do not want to adopt someone else’s child ? But when you fuck a single mother, you accept her fucking kid. Why is it different ? Because you did not get to fuck the mother of the orphaned kid ? A lot of women are nice and kind when it comes to accepting someone else’s child, I know they would love to adopt a child and give him/her a beautiful life. But what would the motherfucking family and the society would say about this ? Right, is this the reason ? Or you just want your own blood running through the family ? Right.
If the population is the whole reason for the global warming, why the fuck would I save water or plant a fucking tree so some assholes can breathe peacefully in the future. Bitch, I will be dead in 10-15 years, maybe in 20 years,max and I wanna see your suffer. Why are we trying to do things to save assholes rather than saving the earth that gives you life ? Why there is no control over population ? Why the fuck these poor people are allowed to make a child ? They can’t afford to give the child anything, then why are they fucking suffocating someone’s life and making them die in poverty ? Why are the ones,who are not contributing anything to the universe, allowed to breathe ?
You are not seeing the big picture. You are fucking selfish. You are making this world unsafe and unhealthy for your own kids. Also, you are bringing your own kids to a unhealthy world. No one is gonna listen or understand the shit I have been trying to explain untill another fucking disaster comes and kills their fucking family members. I don’t think still you will understand the shit. As an educated human being, I think you know the process how this global warming thing is putting his dick in your ass. Your fucking car, that you use to ride around in the middle of the night with drunk bitches inside, is gonna run over you slowly. But you don’t know that because you don’t see the big picture.
Forget everything, answer me this, tell me any problem,no matter how small or big it is, isn’t it linked to the huge population somehow ? You can’t get a hard dick, linked to huge population. You are fucking lonely, same reason. You are fucked up in a relationship, same reason. You are poor, you are rich, you have cancer, your have STD, you have 12 hours of working a day, you have a fucking gay ass ugly manager, you got a fucking fake friend, your grandfather touches you at night, name any problem, it’s all because of this huge population. Instead of asking me to save water, maybe bitch don’t make a child and adopt one or kill thousands of people for no reason. I feel like the terrorists are not really killing people, they are actually saving the other people who they are not killing. After all, that’s what they say in the end, it’s all Allah’s will.
– The Sir Sagz