Warning : The below article might hurt your bf/husband/gf/wife and yourself. If you are cheated on already/you are going to cheat/you are currently cheating(right at the moment) take a two minutes break and Read the below article at your own risk.
I was in a long distance relationship with a girl from Bangalore. She did not show up for a year. No text,no call,not even a bullshit lie. I moved on,someone proposed me,I did not think who I really wanted. Accepted. Few months later, the Bangalore girl shows up, texts me on FB with a bullshit lie that her father died. I still had feelings for the B-girl, I did not know what I should tell to this new girl. It felt like I’m going to cheat on this new girl,if I do not tell her that the B-girl was trying to be back in business now. Anyway, I told the new girl about it and shut the B-bitch down. Few months later, the new girl blamed that I cheated on her and she dumped me. Now I’m having a lot of free time to write shit like these. Did I cheat when I was with this new girl ? Yes I did. Does she know about it ? Not yet. Why did I cheat ? Answer is loading……
Fuck my view. Why do you cheat ? Let’s wait for that. Focus on what the fuck is cheating ? Is it fucking with someone else when you committed to someone ? Is it lying ? Is it breaking your promise ? Is it hurting someone who loves you ? Is it stealing the delicious chicken legs from the kitchen and blaming it on the fat cat you saw on pornhub ? Is it cheating if you are in a relationship but you are not in love ? The dictionary says cheating is acting dishonestly or unfairly in order to gain an advantage. Then I would say whatever I said above,all of them count as cheating. Who do we cheat on ? People we love ? Why do we cheat on the people we love ? Why can’t I cheat on a crocodile ? They already look sad and dead and pretending to be fine all the time. Does it mean, you need to have some fucking relationship in order to be capable of cheating ? Fuck,so I can’t even cheat. Let me rethink. Maybe we can cheat on people or animal or whatever it is, if we love them. So love is the real reason behind cheating. No love,no cheating. Note it down. On the other hand, if you tell your partner that you want to fuck someone or get fucked by someone and your partner is okay with it, then it’s not cheating,right ? Fucking human beings. A fat guy/girl cheats on himself/herself when he/she is trying to get slim but eats my fish cake that I have hidden under the freeze. Oh, so I can cheat without a relationship. I just have to be fat for that.
Then how do you cheat ? Try to squeeze the balls of a big bull from behind, you will get the answer right on your face. It’s a fucking stupid question. The real question is why do we cheat. You can already read the answers on Google. Let me tell you in short, men cheat because of sexual dissatisfaction, no other significant reason. Women cheat because of sexual dissatisfaction, unavailability of commitment/attention/love/care from their partners and a thousand more reasons. What other spectacular reason is there,which you can’t find on google ? Let me think why I would cheat. If I’m forcefully in a relationship,there is a chance I would cheat and make sure she doesn’t find out. Yeah it’s possible, I can’t break a girl’s heart, if she proposes me, I’m gonna say yes. It was the past-me, the present-me doesn’t accept anymore. There may be many people like me who don’t like breaking someone’s heart,there is a chance they will cheat on you. Next, I would cheat even if I’m sexually satisfied, if my opinions, suggestions and requests have no value or ignored by my partner. That can be called not getting mentally satisfied. When I say I’m gonna cheat,that doesn’t mean I’m gonna fuck someone,No,if I don’t love you, I will not even stand close to you,you could be a supermodel,but your skin in disgusting to me. I may sext or video-fuck you. But other people will fuck in real. Who is disgusting now ?
So if your lover cheated on you, then it’s his/her fault and your fault too. If you can’t keep your partner satisfied, don’t get into a relationship with that person who has high expectations from you. Go for someone who matches your vibration. Is this the solution to cheating ? How can you prevent your lover from cheating on you ? I bet everyone is interested to know. The important one is to find the right person for yourself. Know someone really well before choosing them for lifetime. Visit every dark corner in their minds. But one simple solution is maintaining the consistency of your love,respect and sex for each other. Men will straightaway cheat if their partner is not providing enough fucking sessions. God made the womenkind sexually energy less and the mankind, totally freaking sex-robots, to make the game interesting. Proof ? I’m 24*7 horny. You should get someone who matches your sexual energy. On the other hand, women become sex-less after having kids,that’s why there are a lot divorces after a girl becomes mom. I don’t know how to deal with it. It’s all God’s plan. So if both the partners provide enough sexual and mental satisfaction to each other, then there is a very less chance of any cheating. Also, if you have a big family, lot of people living in your home, there is a very very less chance of cheating because you will be busy as shit. Trust me on this. I think a better communication is a key to no cheating. You should express your concerns to each other rather than hiding them. Women hide and they get cheated on. Keep no secret. You should talk about little things which are bothering you, be totally open to each other. You should tell your partner if any of his/her action is bothering you and be a good listener for fuck’s sake. Small things will give you a big blow in the end. On a bigger note, learn to masturbate for Pete’s sake. Satisfy yourself sexually if you are not getting it from your partner. Don’t cheat,you disgusting filthy fucking rat. A lot of women tell me to be with a girl physically rather than masturbating. Why would I fucking depend on a bitch to satisfy me ? I have become too independent. Fucking cursed. I do not cheat. I always give warnings if you are doing something I don’t like. We are done after three strikes. Plus I hate each and every single one of you. If my partner doesn’t keep me happy, I won’t cheat and I will get rid of her. Don’t cheat,if you are not happy with the relationship, get some fucking courage to say it to their faces. Don’t be on a break like Ross and fuck someone. If you can’t help but cheat, then break up, don’t be in a relationship and fuck or get fucked as much as you want. Don’t hurt someone,you fucking white/black/brown moron. Be honest with yourself and to your partner, do nice things in life, you might get the pass to heaven or prepare your holes to get fucked by the devil in hell. Please send me the video.
Ops forgot to answer, I was stupid and really had no idea about relationship or anything. I was so fucking immature and I cheated. It was sexting. Will it happen again ? Never. I’m matured and full of wisdom now. Yes I am the one who wrote the article.
– The Sir Sagz